BHEL is at 15 year low as Millennials prefer panipuri. #boycottmillennials
The cosmetic industry is down because millennials are using filters and editing apps on Phone .
The property market is down because millennials have started ‘live-in’ relationships
Fall in agricultural sector because millennials prefer pizza instead of daal roti,
Hotel industry in Goa is on the decline because millennials keep cancelling plans at the last minute.
Farmer is in Bad shape bcoz The millennials are on diet
The life insurance industry is affected because millennials are already dead inside.
The market for ‘ice cream’ is down,
because millennials got no chill. #boycottmillennials
Millenials prefer Lays chips so pakoda industry is down
CGPA is down because millennials say.. “A single sheet of paper can’t decide my future…”
Medicine Company are in loss because millennials prefer GOBOR & GAUMUTRA instead of Allopathic medicine. #boycottmillennials
The sale of condoms is on an all-time low, because millennials don’t give a fuck!
Biscuits are not selling as millennials prefer cookies.
And yes paper industry is also dying as millennials watch news online. No paper. #boycottmillennials
Gst is down because millenials are busy in playing PUB G
Millennials have got full control over economy on one click. Book ola uber economy down, cancel it economy up. Isse jyada control kha milega
Real estate is affected bcoz millennials prefer to live on footpaths
Unemployment rate is high because millennials are busy in studying and not making pakodas